Uh, Say Whaaaat?

Welcome to the fun sayings of the Oram Kids blog post...  Today, the laughter will be brought to you by Nathan, Bailey and Emma.

We'll start from least offensive to most (you will have to read until the end to see why!)

Emma: (moping in her bed) I have nothing to do
Mom: Why?
Emma: 'cause
Repeat same discussion only with different suggestions by mom, and even more moping from Emma.
Mom: Can you say anything besides 'cause?!
Emma: Yes... BE-cause!

Mom and 5 kids in van, listening to radio.  On comes Katy Perry "Teenage Dream"
Bailey: (after thoughtfully listening to the song) Mom? That song doesn't make sense.
Mom: (immediately thinking of the skintight jeans or turn you on phrases and thinking maybe we should skip Katy Perry) uh...what doesn't?
Bailey: Well, she says they are going to be young forever, right?
Mom: Yeeessss.
Bailey: But they are going to dance until they die?!
Mom: yeah.
Bailey: (laughs) So they are going to be 16 years old forever, always dancing and getting tired because they aren't going to ever die! HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!
Note: He did not think he was making a joke, but was more amused that he had bested the songwriter on their dumb lyrics!

Now on to Nathan (is this a surprise that his might be offensive?!)
Driving in the car on the way to the dentist...Emma and Nathan are nicely playing with toy robots and Barbie dolls, having a conversation.

Emma: Hi, Mr. robot, How are you?
Nathan: Check out my new PEEENISSSSS! Ah hahahahahahah!

Commence laughing from everyone in the car.

Emma: Mom, make Nathan stop saying penis!
Mom: Why?
Emma: Because it is gross!

Nathan: But he has a cool penis!

Mom: Oh my goodness, Nathan....


The End. No pictures necessary (or desired!)